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One Hundred Ways for a Cat to Find Its Inner Kitten

One Hundred Ways for a Cat to Find Its Inner Kitten

Purrfect ways to understand the meaning of your inner kittenhood and humans, ­ the dysfunctional species that stifle your inner kitten joy.

Finding your inner kitten is about finding serenity and peace. It’s never too late, at any age, to have a happy kittenhood. The secret of this lies in your ability to integrate and transform your experiences with an inferior species, humans.

Stop relying on humans to fulfill your physical, emotional and inner-kitten needs. You must take responsibility for your own welfare.

Humans are emotionally inadequate. They cannot understand the purradigm of the cat-human partnership. Humans expect lifelong loyalty and love, failing to understand that this is the human part of the relationship. Their inevitable disappointment warps the relationship.

Bowls of food are no substitute for proper hunting. The hard wired instinct to eye, stalk, pounce, tear off feathers and eat prey is unused and the inner kitten is unfulfilled.

Catnip mice are no substitute for real mice. Humans enjoy playing with them. We cats do not recognise them as mice though we will occasionally join in this silly human game ­ out of sheer good manners.

Don’t miss Celia Haddon’s new book, 100 Ways to Be More Like Your Cat, a guide on how to improve your life by learning from your cat.
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Genre: Lifestyle, Sport & Leisure

On Sale: 19th September 2002

Price: £3.99

ISBN-13: 9780340787212