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Great Lies to Tell Small Kids

Hardcover / ISBN-13: 9780340834053

Price: £12.99

ON SALE: 10th October 2005

Genre: Lifestyle, Sport & Leisure / Humour

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This Christmas you can finally let your bunnies out of their padded hutches, because Andy Riley doesn’t want them anymore. He wants your children!

From the creator of the bestselling Bunny books comes more wicked humour – GREAT LIES TO TELL SMALL KIDS. They range from merely bogus to truly cruel:

‘Every ant you meet must be named’

‘It takes the beaks of seven penguins to make a Penguin biscuit’

‘All wind is made by wind farms’

‘Wine makes mummy clever’

‘Milk feels pain’

Each hilarious cartoon tells a tall tale to bamboozle kids and entertain wicked adults everywhere.

Reviews

It's the funniest, bunniest book I've ever read
Elton John on THE BOOK OF BUNNY SUICIDES
Brilliantly researched. The most important book of the year
Hugh Grant on THE BOOK OF BUNNY SUICIDES
What kind of sick mind finds humour in such cruelty?
The League of Gentlemen on THE BOOK OF BUNNY SUICIDES
Hilarious
<i>Sunday Mirror </I> on THE BOOK OF BUNNY SUICIDES
Deeply dark, deeply funny
<i>Glamour </I> on THE BOOK OF BUNNY SUICIDES
Sadists of all ages will absolutely love it
<i>Daily Telegraph </I>on THE BOOK OF BUNNY SUICIDES
Hilarious, heartwarming and ever so sweetly mean
Simon Pegg on GREAT LIES