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    • ISBN:9781529353013
    • Publication date:17 Oct 2019

A Cat's Guide to Humans

From A to Z

By George the Cat, owner of Celia Haddon

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An hilarious cat's eye view of humans by George, the blogging cat, owner of bestselling author and pet agony aunt Celia Haddon

'Do you need a human in the first place? If you do, do not adopt a human on impulse. You may not get the right one for your lifestyle.'

George the Cat is the feline world's favourite agony aunt. Now he brings us his irresistible, hilarious A-Z guide for fellow felines to help them navigate the human world, understand their sometimes weird and idiotic behaviour, and help turn human failings to feline advantages. Includes advice on how to move a sleeping human to the very edge of their bed, enjoy the use of their empty boxes before they're thrown out, and to get doors opened for you whether or not you have a private catflap.

George also has a word of advice for humans: 'Don't let your cat get his paws on this book!'

Biographical Notes

George the Cat
I am a qualified agony aunt for cats worried about or irritated by their humans. I have a degree in applied human behaviour and have studied this inferior species for many years. I am, I suppose, a human whisperer. I don't think much of humans but what cat does? Still, they make quite agreeable pets if they are correctly trained.

Celia Haddon
Celia Haddon is a bestselling anthologist whose books have sold well over 1,000,000 copies worldwide. She was the Daily Telegraph's pet agony aunt and is a reputed lover and worshipper of cats, having lived with them and loved them since she was a child. She has compiled a number of anthologies in their honour. She is also compiler of the best-selling One Hundred Ways series and a qualified cat behaviourist.

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  • ISBN: 9781529353006
  • Publication date: 17 Oct 2019
  • Page count: 176
  • Imprint: Yellow Kite
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