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    • Publication date:18 Sep 2008

DIY Dentistry

By Andy Riley

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Bunny suicider Andy Riley returns with his own (only mildly) sadistic take on the world of inventions.

Bunny suicider Andy Riley returns with his own (only mildly) sadistic take on the world of inventions.

Biographical Notes

Andy Riley is the author/artist of the BUNNY SUICIDES books, GREAT LIES TO TELL SMALL KIDS, SELFISH PIGS, D.I.Y DENTISTRY, ROASTED, WINE MAKES MUMMY CLEVER, BEER MAKES DADDY STRONG and lots of other stuff. His scriptwriting work includes BLACK BOOKS, THE GREAT OUTDOORS, LITTLE BRITAIN, HYPERDRIVE, ARMSTRONG AND MILLER, SMACK THE PONY, GNOMEO AND JULIET, and THE ARMANDO IANNUCCI SHOWS.

For more information and cartoons, or if you want to talk to him, go to www.misterandyriley.com

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  • ISBN: 9781444728132
  • Publication date: 31 Mar 2010
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One of the funniest cartoonists in Britain — The Times on DIY DENTISTRY
Andy Riley can reasonably claim to be an heir to Heath Robinson . . . he is extraordinarily inventive — Sunday Telegraph on DIY DENTISTRY
One of the country's funniest cartoonists . . . a hoot but not for the faint-hearted. — Daily Mirror on DIY DENTISTRY
It's the funniest, bunniest book I've ever read — Elton John on THE BOOK OF BUNNY SUICIDES
Hilarious, heartwarming and ever so sweetly mean. — Simon Pegg on GREAT LIES TO TELL SMALL KIDS
Brilliantly researched. The most important book of the year — Hugh Grant on THE BOOK OF BUNNY SUICIDES
What kind of sick mind finds humour in such cruelty? — The League of Gentlemen on THE BOOK OF BUNNY SUICIDES
Sadists of all ages will absolutely love it. — Daily Telegraph on THE BOOK OF BUNNY SUICIDES
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