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It Wasn't Me

By Chris Addison

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Two-time Perrier Award nominee Chris Addison explains why everyone else is always wrong and - and here's the real trick - why it's never your fault.

Look around you. The world is going to hell. Standards have fallen, values have been pawned, young people think 'innit' is a word and decent, honest citizens can't walk down the street without being set upon by an exploding terrorist or globally-warmed to death. We need to pick ourselves up. We need to rebuild this Once Great Nation. But, most of all, we need to be sure it's all somebody else's fault.

Biographical Notes

Chris Addison is an acclaimed stand-up comic and actor. He has been twice-nominated for the Perrier Award at the Edinburgh Festival and twice-nominated for the Barry Humphries Award at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. In December 2005 he was nominated for Best Newcomer at the British Comedy Awards for his role in the BBC's political satire, The Thick Of It. He writes for The Guardian and The Times. This is his second book.

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  • ISBN: 9781444717143
  • Publication date: 21 Jul 2011
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  • Imprint: Hodder & Stoughton
His scathing wit deserves "Comic Laureate" status — The Sunday Times
If there were a comedy GCSE, Chris Addison would be a set text — Observer
He's brilliant, no question — The Times
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