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    • ISBN:9781444711035
    • Publication date:03 Mar 2011

Wine Makes Mummy Clever

By Andy Riley

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From the bestselling author of BUNNY SUICIDES comes a new, perfect all year round gift for clever mummies.

The perfect gift for Mother's Day - 60 brilliant ALL NEW cartoons from Andy Riley celebrating the special one. Affectionate, witty and endearing - just like Mum, and it's the gift that keeps on giving - just like Mum. Every day should be Mother's Day.

Biographical Notes

Andy Riley is the author/artist of the BUNNY SUICIDES books, GREAT LIES TO TELL SMALL KIDS, SELFISH PIGS, D.I.Y DENTISTRY, ROASTED, WINE MAKES MUMMY CLEVER, BEER MAKES DADDY STRONG and lots of other stuff. His scriptwriting work includes BLACK BOOKS, THE GREAT OUTDOORS, LITTLE BRITAIN, HYPERDRIVE, ARMSTRONG AND MILLER, SMACK THE PONY, GNOMEO AND JULIET, and THE ARMANDO IANNUCCI SHOWS.

For more information and cartoons, or if you want to talk to him, go to www.misterandyriley.com

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  • ISBN: 9781444713237
  • Publication date: 31 Mar 2011
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'...the brilliant Andy Riley, with the irresistibly entitled Wine Makes Mummy Clever. The title alone makes it the perfect Mother's Day gift.' — The Bookseller
'If I'd have known being a mum was this much fun, I'd have gone and become one.' — Sue Perkins
'Bunny Suicides cartoonist/author Andy Riley hits the mark with this gem.' — Courier Mail
'Andy Riley has tapped into a rich vein of comic lunacy that seems to know no bounds . . . there's a healthy number of belly laughs to be had here, as well as some wry observation that will bring a knowing nod from mothers, fathers and kids.' — Hobart Mercury
'Wickedly funny.' — Sunday Tasmanian
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