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    • Publication date:31 May 2007

Mr Jones' Rules for the Modern Man

By Dylan Jones

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From the publishers of HOW TO WALK IN HIGH HEELS, the ultimate lifestyle guide for men, by the editor of GQ.

A witty, stylish and indispensable guide to being a modern man. It is tough being a man in the twenty-first century. First there are the big dilemmas, like how to get a pay rise and how to suck up to your boss. Then there are the minor irritations: how do you beat jet-lag, and how do you stop your trousers sliding off their hangers? And finally there are all those things you ought to know, but don't: how to jump-start a car, how to buy lingerie, how to stop smoking, how to tie a Windsor Knot, how to behave at a lap-dancing club ... the list is endless. Fear not. In Mr Jones Rules, the highly respected editor of GQ magazine, draws on his wealth of experience to give the final answer to these questions and more. It will be the must-have present for every husband, boyfriend and son this Christmas.

Biographical Notes

Dylan Jones is the long-time editor of GQ, Britain's most successful upmarket men's magazine. He has been editor-at-large of The Sunday Times, associate editor of the Observer magazine, associate editor of The Sunday Times Magazine, and editor of Arena. He is the four-times winner of the BSME Magazine Editor of the Year award.

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  • ISBN: 9781444755039
  • Publication date: 16 Feb 2012
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'A brilliant book. Every man should own a copy' — Sir Paul Smith
'My life has been incomplete without this book' — Jeremy Clarkson
'I wish this book had been written twenty years ago' — Simon Cowell
'Dylan Jones has been a man for the vast majority of his life. This book shows he's getting the hang of it' — Jimmy Carr
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