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Are We Nearly There Yet?

Paperback / ISBN-13: 9780340818909

Price: £6.99

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Helen, Colum and Baby Des – now four years old – make the mistake of thinking a holiday will relax them and put some spark back into their lives. But Colum hates flying, which means they have to drive to Italy. Helen, determined to make the most of the drive, imagines a route through France’s most attractive chateaux and most atmospheric villages – driving slowly on back roads and stopping for lunch in little bistros. Colum wants to get there as fast as he can and has already got his tolls ready for the autoroutes. And Des just wants chips, wherever they come from. It’s a recipe for disaster…

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'Laugh-out-loud funny' - Heat
As flippant and frothy as Hayman's style is, the shock of pregnancy, the nappy horror and general trauma of life make scary reading. Think Bridget Jones when she finally gets domestic with Mr Darcy
Mirror on Small Talk
Fast, funny and engaging
Daily Express on Small Talk
Funny for new parents on the brink of hysteria
The Times on Small Talk