100 Ways for a Chicken to Train its Human
By Diane Parker
If you think you are in charge of your chickens, prepare for a change in the pecking order. From Fowl Play to Hen-tertainment, in this hilarious collection by Diane Parker the chickens show us who are really in charge, and what they're really plotting inside their coops! Don't worry about the morning after the night before. Unmade nests, broken eggs and scattered food -your human will not even notice the difference and they always have spare time to clean up after you. Free range means you have the right to roam. However you choose to do it, escape on a regular basis and refuse to return until you are ready. Try to tip your food hopper up so all the corn spills. That way your human will have to refill it on a more regular basis.
100 Ways a Horse is Better than a Man
By Tina Bettison
From the writer of One Hundred Ways to live with a Horse Addict and One Hundred Ways for a Horse to Train Its Human, this hilarious collection is the perfect gift for the entire female horse-loving population!If your stallion is getting to be rather too much of a handful you can have his testicles removed to calm him down and make him more compliant. Men seem to object to this. You won't have to meet your horse's parents before you commit to each other, nor will you ever have to spend Christmas with them.Horses don't cancel dates at the last minute with lame excuses. You cancel the date with them when they really are lame.
The 100 Most Pointless Things in the World
By Alexander Armstrong, Richard Osman
The world is full of pointless things. From rail replacement bus services to chip forks. From war to windchimes. From people who put cushions on beds to people who read the bit they write about the book on amazon.Look around you right now. See how many pointless things there are in just this one shop (or this one school playground if you've picked this up at a car boot fair).. Just about the only thing that isn't pointless is you. You look amazing.Join Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman, the hosts of BBC1 quiz show Pointless as they take you on a journey through The 100 Most Pointless Things in the World. Filled with play-along quiz questions and unlikely facts, their hilarious collection of musings on some of the most pointless things found in everyday modern life is the perfect blend of the obscure, the fascinating and the downright silly.
The 100 Most Pointless Arguments in the World
By Alexander Armstrong, Richard Osman
We've all had them, those pointless arguments that are seemingly impossible to solve. Does God exist? Should the toilet seat be up or down? Did man really land on the moon?Well argue no more, because Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman, hosts of BBC1's hit quiz Pointless have now solved every single argument you will ever have.What would be the best superpower? Is it ever acceptable to dump someone by text? What are best, cats or dogs? If you buy this book you will find out the answer to every single one of these. Actually, you could just flick through this book in the shop to find out the answer to every single one. But buy it; your Mum would really like it. You will even find out, once and for all whose turn it is to take the bins out.
100 Ways to Be More Like Your Cat
By Celia Haddon
From the bestselling author of One Hundred Ways For a Cat To Train Its Human comes a new guide on how to improve your own life by learning from your cat.Content, living in the moment, finding pleasure in small things - your cat knows exactly how to get the best out of life. So let your cat be your guru as Celia Haddon shows in 100 ways how adopting their outlook can lead to our own happiness. Stretch out, relax, find a warm spot - and enjoy purrfection.