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An Audience With Arthur Smith

By Arthur Smith

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The star of BBC2's Grumpy Old Men sets the world to rights - 'Gloriously funny.' Time Out

Much loved broadcaster, comedian and Grumpy Old Man Arthur Smith sets the world to rights in this hilarious recording of his one-man show. From the little annoyances to the slightly larger ones and everything in between, this is the perfect comedy audio for anyone who's ever been grumpy - or knows someone who is...

Biographical Notes

Arthur Smith is a comedian, writer and broadcaster who, apart from being the self-proclaimed Mayor of Balham, has written four plays including An Evening with Gary Lineker which was nominated for an Olivier Award.. He has played all over the country, including the Comedy Store, Jongleurs, and assorted West End theatres, and is a stalwart of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. He has also appeared on dozens of television programmes such as Grumpy Old Men and Have I Got News For You; he wrote and presented The Smith Lectures on Radio 2, and is a regular guest on Radio 4's Loose Ends. He lives in Balham.

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  • ISBN: 9781844567508
  • Publication date: 21 Feb 2008
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