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    • ISBN:9781473691377
    • Publication date:21 Mar 2019

The Mummy Lessons

The second novel from award winning blogger Just A Normal Mummy

By Helen Wallen

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The award winning 'Just A Normal Mummy' blogger returns with another frank and hilarious novel on those first twelve months of motherhood.

The award winning 'Just A Normal Mummy' blogger returns with another frank and hilarious novel on those first twelve months of motherhood.

Eat. (Sleep.) Cry. Repeat.

After a tough pregnancy, Emily is determined to tackle motherhood like a pro. But perfection (and sleep) is hard to come by, no matter how much you spend in Mothercare.

Her friend Molly seems to be breezing it. But with a business venture as well as a baby, is she taking on too much?

And Liz has some serious choices to make about her new relationship when tragedy strikes.

Celebrating female friendship, the highs and lows of motherhood, and the lifesaving power of a jumperoo, THE MUMMY LESSONS is a hilariously warm and frank novel for mums who have no idea what they're doing.

Biographical Notes

Helen Wallen is a blogger, funny lady, mother of two, and all round gin, wine and cake enthusiast. Formerly a copywriter/PR-type person, she is now dedicated to growing human-beings in her uterus and blogging about life with babies, toddlers and beyond.

Helen's award winning 'Just a Normal Mummy' blog is the inspiration and basis for her first witty, and hilariously honest, debut fiction title BABY BOOM!

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  • ISBN: 9781473691360
  • Publication date: 21 Mar 2019
  • Page count: 400
  • Imprint: Hodder Paperbacks
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