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Saffron Barker Vs Real Life

My perfectly filtered life (Sort of. But not really at all)

By Saffron Barker

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YouTuber, social media star, and real life teenager Saffron Barker tells it like it is for people her age in this diary of her not so perfect life.

#SaffronBarkerVSRealLife

In world of airbrushing and perfectly constructed social media lives, one girl is battling to make it through completely unfiltered (well, almost).

Immerse yourself in Saffron Barker's wonderful, comical, and often challenging universe as she slays her teenage years with flair and enthusiasm (sometimes).

Relationships! Confidence! Make-up fails! No tricky stone is left unturned as we follow Saffron over a year of her crazy life while she sets herself a series of goals, tries ever more elaborate ways to convince her brother to appear in a video, and tells the world she's coming to get it.

Biographical Notes

Saffron Barker is a YouTuber from Brighton who has been making videos since July 2015. She lives at home with her mum, dad, three brothers and eldest brother's girlfriend. Saffron Barker Vs. Real Life is her first book.

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  • ISBN: 9781473665798
  • Publication date: 12 Jul 2018
  • Page count: 288
  • Imprint: Hodder Paperbacks
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