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The Book of You (and Me)

By Joey Essex

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From deep inside the curious mind of everyone's favourite Essex boy, Joey Essex, comes an interactive book for you to enjoy and co-create.

Hello You,

Do you know what you're holding in your hands? It's a book (sort of) that I've made for you (and me) to co-create and finish together. And since we're counting, YES it's the second one I've written. BOOM.

Let's celebrate everything that makes us unique with this mixture of creative and interactive activities resulting in your own REEM masterpiece!

Have you ever wanted to take a selfie with your postman? Well now's your chance. Or have you ever wondered what came first, the chicken or the egg? Well I'll tell you!

Basically ignore everything you've ever been told about what NOT to do to books: scribble, make up new words, draw pictures of your daily outfits and go on a Joey treasure hunt. This is truly the best of collaborations - between you...

And,
Me x

Biographical Notes

Joey Essex (author of books, well two of them) was born in 1990 in Bermondsey, South London, before moving to Essex. He has starred in nine series of the hit ITV2 show The Only Way is Essex, appeared in the 2013 series of I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!, has travelled to Africa and beyond for his ITV2 show Educating Joey Essex and won the 2015 series of The Jump. He owns a shop, Fusey, in Brentwood, Essex.

Follow Joey on Twitter @JoeyEssex_ / Instagram joeyessex90

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