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The Very Pointless Quiz Book

Prove your Pointless Credentials

By Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman

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The first quiz book from Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman's BBC One hit, Pointless, the nation's favourite TV quiz show

For the very first time comes a collection of 100 of the finest questions from the hugely popular ratings-winning BBC One TV show Pointless. Let hosts Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman guide you through the rounds with their trademark warmth and humour and battle it out against your friends and family for Pointless glory. Perfect for playing along alone or with family and friends, The Very Pointless Quiz Book will test your knowledge and tease your brains.

So how good are you at Pointless? Really? Do you think you've got enough in-depth knowledge of Regional Railways, African Countries With No Coastline and Types of Lettuce to carry off the coveted Pointless trophy?

Well let's see shall we?

Here's your chance to step up to the podium (metaphorically speaking of course, chances are you'll be sitting somewhere very comfortably with either a mug of tea or a roll of Andrex within easy reach) put that knowledge to the test, and see just how far you can go in a genuine four-round Pointless ordeal.

Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless...

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  • ISBN: 9781444782738
  • Publication date: 09 Oct 2014
  • Page count: 336
  • Imprint: Coronet
Praise for the Pointless books by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman — :
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name the greatest show in the history of television. There was only one pointless answer and it was Pointless. And now in book form. — Stephen Fry
I love Pointless. It's funny, and it makes me feel less thick. Like all the best dates. — Sarah Millican
Pointless is a fascinating microcosm of life: as this formidable tome reveals, success therein depends on a combination of intelligence, chance and having a good partner. — Sir Tim Rice
The must-have present. — The Independent
A pointless book? Definitely. But in a good way. — Sunday Express
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