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Walking with Sausage Dogs

By Matt Whyman

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From the author of Pig in the Middle, this is another Babe meets Marley & Me feel-good crossbreed memoir.

Keeping pets is a lovely idea. When building a family, they complement the kids. But what happens when things get out of hand? For writer and house husband, Matt Whyman, it's a case of catastrophe management in coping with four children and all the ill-advised animals amassed by his career wife, Emma. Just as Matt gets to grips with managing her two maxed out minipigs, she falls for a miniature Dachshund - the kind of dog he wouldn't be seen dead with. Hercules isn't big or clever, but Emma is determined. She'll do everything, she promises... From the author of Pig in the Middle

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Matt Whyman has written novels and non-fiction for children and young adults, including the critically acclaimed Boy Kills Man. He also writes regularly for Bliss and Marie Claire magazine. Matt is married with four children and lives in West Sussex, England.

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'A funny account of normal, eccentric family life, plus a small menagerie'. — Woman's Weekly
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This sweet, funny book is a must for those who love animals. — Star
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