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Awkward Family Photos

By Mike Bender and Doug Chernack

  • Paperback
  • £12.99

A hilarious collection of ridiculous and awkward posing families from the hugely popular website: www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com, winner of Best New Single Topic Blog in the 2009 Urlies (People's Choice Award).

Based on the hit website, AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com ('painful, regrettable, horrifyingly awesome snaps of family bonding, you will laugh so hard that people in adjoining offices will ask what's wrong with you' Esquire), this book features never-before-seen photos and hilarious personal stories covering everything from uncomfortable moments with relatives, teen angst, sibling rivalry, and family vacations from hell. Cringe at the forced poses, bad hair, and matching outfits - all prompting us to look at our own families and celebrate the fact that we're not alone. Nothing says awkward better than an uncomfortable family photograph!

Biographical Notes

Mike Bender is a professional screenwriter living in Los Angeles, whose credits include Not Another Teen Movie. He has written for Tom Cruise, Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn and Will Ferrell as a writer of the MTV Movie Awards since 1999. He has just completed a big screen adaptation of the classic children's book Alexander and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day for Sony Pictures and has several projects at Disney. he is also a regular contributor to Esquire.

Doug Chernack is a professional screenwriter and producer living in Los Angeles who has created and produced shows for E!, Fox, and The Golf Channel.

  • Other details

  • ISBN: 9781444705317
  • Publication date: 13 May 2010
  • Page count: 192
  • Imprint: Hodder & Stoughton
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Anything that both makes me laugh and think my family isn't so embarrassing deserves to be a book. — Joel Stein, Time magazine columnist
The most remarkable thing here is that people are willing to share such indignity with the world, but we're glad that they have because it's internet gold. — The Guardian
This is genius! — Graham Norton
Being a test tube baby doesn't seem such a bad idea after looking at these folks. I laughed till it hurt. To paraphrase Tolstoy... every family is freaky in its own way. — David Byrne
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