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    • Publication date:03 Feb 2011
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    • Publication date:14 Oct 2010

Loose Women on Men

By Loose Women

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The bestselling brand returns as the girls let loose on their favourite subject - MEN!

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Men are from Mars eh? Well yes, you won't get any argument from us on that front. Sometimes it really does feel like they're from another planet.
Between us, we've had a few and though we'd like to tell you that our combined decades of dating disasters and marriage mishaps have given us wisdom and insight into the secrets of understanding the opposite sex - the truth is, we still don't have a clue what makes them tick, But we always have a right old laugh trying to figure them out!Packed with brand new exclusive content, we will open up about all the things that baffle and delight us about the un-fairer sex. Sherrie remembers her date with Steve McQueen, Jane gushes about being reunited with her childhood sweetheart, Coleen shares her secrets for keeping the romance alive and Carol will talk about the time she was forced to draw a diagram to illustrate the finer points of pleasing a lady...
So send him to the pub, put the kids to bed and get ready to have a laugh with the girls as they explore the mysteries of mankind, and most importantly figure out how to take charge of the remote control!

Biographical Notes

There are nine Loose Women presenters: GMTV weather girl and Dancing on Ice star ANDREA McLEAN; Emmerdale star SHERRIE HEWSON; Cruise singer JANE McDONALD; radio presenter CAROL McGIFFIN; COLEEN NOLAN of the Nolan sisters; actress LYNDA BELLINGHAM; Coronation Street star DENISE WELCH, and two new presenters for Autumn 2009: LISA MAXWELL of The Bill fame and world-famous soprano LESLEY GARRETT.

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  • ISBN: 9781444700190
  • Publication date: 14 Oct 2010
  • Page count: 304
  • Imprint: Hodder & Stoughton
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