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    • Publication date:07 Jun 2018
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May On Board

By James May

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The ultimate collection of journalism from TOP GEAR'S James May.
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  • ISBN: 9780340994610
  • Publication date: 31 Jul 2018
  • Page count: 302
  • Imprint: Hodder Paperbacks
'James May is the best thing ever to come out of Top Gear' — Radio Times
'The most loveable of the Top Gear presenting trio . . . there's a sharp and interesting mind under the corduroy. Fascinating.' — Nottingham Evening Post on JAMES MAY'S MAGNIFICENT MACHINES
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The Reassembler

James May
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James May
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Say Ja to Hygge!

Dr Magnus Olsensen
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Dr Magnus Olsensen

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The Virgin Mary's Got Nits

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Alan Stoob: Nazi Hunter

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Albert Jack
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How to Land an A330 Airbus

James May
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