Tina Bettison - 100 Ways a Horse is Better than a Man - Hodder & Stoughton

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100 Ways a Horse is Better than a Man

By Tina Bettison

  • Paperback
  • £6.99

From the writer of One Hundred Ways to live with a Horse Addict and One Hundred Ways for a Horse to Train Its Human, this hilarious collection is the perfect gift for the entire female horse-loving population!

If your stallion is getting to be rather too much of a handful you can have his testicles removed to calm him down and make him more compliant. Men seem to object to this.
You won't have to meet your horse's parents before you commit to each other, nor will you ever have to spend Christmas with them.

Horses don't cancel dates at the last minute with lame excuses. You cancel the date with them when they really are lame.

Biographical Notes

Tina is self employed and works as a writer, coach and speaker on horsey matters. She is the author of 100 Ways for a Horse to Train Its Human, and 100 Ways to Live With a Horse Addict.

  • Other details

  • ISBN: 9780340943526
  • Publication date: 20 Sep 2007
  • Page count: 96
  • Imprint: Hodder & Stoughton
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