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    • Publication date:28 Mar 2013

100 Ways for a Chicken to Train its Human

By Diane Parker

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Published in Hodder's 100 Ways... range - total sales now amount to more than 500,000

If you think you are in charge of your chickens, prepare for a change in the pecking order. From Fowl Play to Hen-tertainment, in this hilarious collection by Diane Parker the chickens show us who are really in charge, and what they're really plotting inside their coops!

Don't worry about the morning after the night before. Unmade nests, broken eggs and scattered food -your human will not even notice the difference and they always have spare time to clean up after you.

Free range means you have the right to roam. However you choose to do it, escape on a regular basis and refuse to return until you are ready.

Try to tip your food hopper up so all the corn spills. That way your human will have to refill it on a more regular basis.

Biographical Notes

Diane Parker was born and has lived in Shropshire all of her life. She now lives close to the historic market town of Ludlow with two horses, a cockerel, three hens and two goldfish. She works full time as a Personal Advisor for the Department of Work and Pensions based in a local Jobcentre. She has been writing freelance magazine articles for several years and is currently writing a teenage novel.

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  • ISBN: 9780340910207
  • Publication date: 15 Mar 2007
  • Page count: 96
  • Imprint: Hodder & Stoughton
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