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They Should Have Asked My Husband

By Pam Ayres

  • CD-Audio
  • £14.99

Much-loved poet Pam Ayres recorded live performing her popular new one-woman show.

It is over 25 years since writer, entertainer, comedienne, and broadcaster PAM AYRES became a professional entertainer. Here she is recorded performing some of her best-loved poems - and some you won't have heard - in front of a live audience in her delightful new one-woman show.



Pam's humorous poems have contributed immeasurably to the wider appeal of all forms of poetry, and her work was featured in a poll of the nation's favourite 100 poems.



THEY SHOULD HAVE ASKED MY HUSBAND is a unique chance to hear this much-loved poet performing her best work.

Biographical Notes

Since her appearance on TV's Opportunity Knocks in 1975 Pam has brought her hilarious and touching poetry to fans throughout the world, with her unique voice and skilled eye for the funny and heartwarming details of everyday life.

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  • ISBN: 9781840329285
  • Publication date: 11 Oct 2004
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  • Imprint: Hodder & Stoughton
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