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The 100 Most Pointless Arguments in the World

A pointless book written by the presenters of the hit BBC 1 TV show

By Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman

  • Paperback
  • £9.99

From the presenters of hit BBC One show Pointless comes a brilliant new collection of laugh-out-loud stand up pieces, quizzes and utterly pointless facts.

We've all had them, those pointless arguments that are seemingly impossible to solve. We've been round in circles trying to work out what came first, the chicken or the egg? Don't get us started on the debate of what we are all here for? And you're bound to have had sleepless nights pondering which ingredient you simply can't do without in a full English Breakfast - sausage or bacon. Well worry no more, here to help you solve some of life's biggest - and most pointless - conundrums are Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman.

So, does God exist? and what is the most pointless sport - ballet or darts? With a witty and intelligent collection of stand-up pieces, quizzes, cryptic brainteasers and pointless facts, Alexander Armstrong and his pointless friend Richard Osman will put the world to rights and finally answer the 100 Most Pointless Arguments in the World....Ever.

  • Other details

  • ISBN: 9781444762082
  • Publication date: 08 May 2014
  • Page count: 352
  • Imprint: Coronet
Reviews for The 100 Most Pointless Things in the World — Varied
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'I love Pointless. It's funny, and it makes me feel less thick. Like all the best dates.' — Sarah Millican
'We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name the greatest show in the history of television. There was only one pointless answer and it was Pointless. And now in book form.' — Stephen Fry
The must-have present. — Kate Skipper, The Independent
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