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    • ISBN:9781444761771
    • Publication date:06 Dec 2012

Misfits

By Mike O'leary

  • Hardback
  • £16.99

The first official book to tie-in with the hugely popular MISFITS series - publishing to coincide with the new series this Christmas.

From ASBOs to superheroes...

Misfits follows five teenagers on community service who get caught in a freak storm and develop superpowers.

Hard-as-nails Kelly can suddenly hear people's thoughts, shamed sporting star Curtis discovers he has the ability to turn back time when he regrets something, party girl Alisa can send people into a sexual frenzy when they touch her skin, Rudy can split into two people and painfully shy Simon can make himself invisible when he feels he's being ignored.

These aren't your conventional superheroes with capes and tights. Our misfits have ankle tags and criminal records, and soon discover what a nightmare life can be when you're lumbered with a super power you don't want...

Full-colour and brimming with never-seen-before photos and too-rude-for-TV cartoons and illustrations, this book will provide you with everything you ever wanted to know about MISFITS but were too afraid you'd get headbutted to ask.

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  • ISBN: 9781444761757
  • Publication date: 25 Oct 2012
  • Page count: 192
  • Imprint: Hodder & Stoughton
As filthy and funny as the series and highly original ... A triumph! ***** — Heat
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